Dear Ms. Mcfadyen,
I can't be at rehearsal tomorrow. I was racing with some buds in my like brand new chevy impala. I "accidently" tried to smash my friends car off the road cuz he was beating me. Instead he avoided me and I flew down like 1000 meters into like a ditch that resembled the like grand canyon. That's all I remember until now. I woke in a hospital with all my limbs bandaged up except for my left arm. But it ain't so bad cuz I used my good arm to punch my friend who basically dumped me into that ditch. Unless you can like find me a part that only requires like one arm.
I hope you found this email useful cuz it took me like 2 hours to type this.
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